Although I love my nieces and nephews and if I want to have kids or not is still in the air, but I have come to realize how much kids irritate me and why. They're small and sticky little creatures. They always have melted shit in their hands that they try to hand you. They eat any and everything, even off of the floor. When you try to give them a bath, they are always fucking splashing water around, getting you wet, getting the floor and walls wet, licking the tub, drinking the water, letting the water out. They always leaving crumbs everywhere, literally EVERYWHERE, in every nook and cranny possible. They're so nosey. They always want to touch things, especially your face, they like to fight and mush your face. They stink. Their nose is always full of boogers. They always give you back wash whenever they drink something of yours. They are always right underneath you, taking up the whole bed even though they are so tiny. They are always whining and wanting snacks in place of any kind of meal. They are loud and always leaving a trail of shit no matter where they are. They knock shit off the shelves and the table and off of anything really. And... you pretty much get the point. Even with that being said, they can be awesome little beasts and eventually, they grow up and then they face other levels of horribleness like the rest of us.
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February 2020
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